Jimmy O'Jeery- a chipper newsie, lives at the Simon Templar Orphanage, has many ailments
Stomp Gunn- strikingly beautiful, she will kick your ass
Mrs. Cratcher- hard worker, very old, sordid past, helps Victor Cross at the Bakery
Victor Cross- used to be cool with crystal meth. Owner of Hot Cross Bakery, knew Bilkie in prison
Lexi Sugar- former NY clubber, turned hip mother
Audra Newmark- best, most conscious mother...ever
Governor Bartles- gets what he wants,wants to secede the state from the union
James- his assistant, doesn't believe Rivertown should be a part of project Lone Star
Toph Gundersen- Mr. mom, has a crush on Lexie
Harlow Bilk- seething with evil
Lilura- she's a witch, she believes
Chevalier Chevalier- From the Int'l Olympic Comittee. He's French and has great hair